Good morning!
I have seen a number of my favourite bloggers write posts like this, so I thought I would give it a try. Now that my blog is getting a little more traffic, people are starting to find it in interesting ways. Here are some of the more eccentric search terms that have led people to me.
happy sausage... Given the fact that I don't eat meat, I am guessing this came from the fact that my childhood nickname given to me by my parents was Sausage. Yes, it is not a conventional nickname for a little girl, but I was not a normal little girl.
healthy delicious food... Well, this is my favourite thing ever, so I am both happy and unsurprised that people have found me this way. I love my healthy delicious food!
adam levine sexy lying down... I 100% agree. Whoever typed this into a search bar clearly has good taste. Yes, Adam Levine is sexy lying down... and standing up... and sitting in a chair... and gazing into my eyes... I'll stop now.
mimm porno... I suppose that Marvelous in my Monday posts include a good amount of porno of the food nature. I am not sure why someone would type that phrase, but I am not here to judge...
indian bridal long fake hair... Seeing as I am neither Indian, a bride nor do I have long, fake hair, this is a bit confusing. I have been to India, but as far as I know that doesn't automatically make me a bride...that I know of...
eddie redmayne hot... Yes, yes he is. I am really not surprised by this one since I have gushed about Eddie's sex appeal numerous times on my blog. The accent, the bone structure, the freckles!
keep studying... Are you telling me to do this? Is that an order?? The fact that I am blogging right now is a clear indicator that I am not studying at the moment, although I probably should be...
best white girl booty... I am just going to take this as a compliment. I have blogged before about how I have a "white girl bum", which is slowly becoming a little more shapely thanks to more food and lots of squats. I have never considered myself to have the "best booty", but if this the way that someone found me, I am not going to argue with Google :)
eating methi seeds after eating sweets... Methi is the Hindi word for fenugreek, as I learned in India. I'm not sure why somebody found my blog this way, but I guess eating fenugreek would be a good way to balance out the gargantuan amount of sugar in Indian sweets.
white girls big butts... Another butt find!! I think the first one is a little more accurate. I have a nice booty, but I wouldn't call it a big booty...yet.
protein bars that taste good... I could name a few of these! Quest Bars, PureFit Bars and of course there are more out there (including a review that will be coming out tomorrow!).
can you melt a quest bar... You absolutely can! It just takes them to a whole other level!
david's tea tea buys blog... First of all, who writes a sentence like that? Secondly, is David's Tea buying blogs now? Regardless, how did this lead someone to me?
girls with huge butts... So, it has evolved from "best white girl booty" to "big butts" to "huge butts". I'm not sure if this is a prediction for my bum's future, but I can tell you right now that my little pancake of a rear end does not fit into the "huge" or even "big" category. I guess one can only dare to dream...
quest bar gross... I beg your pardon?!? I have never said these words on my blog and I certainly do not agree! I'm a huge Quest fan. In fact, I am craving a Banana Nut Muffin bar right now...
It's amazing how mentioning something offhand once on your blog can lead someone to find it by accident. This could actually be a fun exercise to see how crazy my search terms can get...
Boobies, fanny, flying monkey, snaggletooth, twinkie, testicles, Nicki Minaj, facelift, leg hair, Obama, emu!
Let's see how they find me now :)
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
